Asshole for Hire!
jamesvandermemes: James Van Der Beek is sorry he was such a good guy when he was Dawson Leery on Dawson’s Creek, but now you can hire him as your “Asshole for Hire” to help your girlfriend realize how great you are. All part of Vanderweek on Funny Or Die! Download the finger and other GIFs on JamesVanDerMemes.com!
ON THE RECORD:
shehasantlers: I just had the BEST night of my life. Jungle II: Prehistoric. It was dubstep/techno/trance/house from 10pm till 8am ESKIMO LOVE There were fire shows. People were spinning fire around and shit. Crazy! All the glow paint you wanted for $1 Three HUGE rooms with Tons of people. Literally my shirt looks like gay pride’s baby threw up on it. it’s multi-colored as shit. BEST...
You know you have a best friend when;
anotherstorywithamangledscene: He gives you his car keys to let you spend time with her He lets you sleep in his bed the morning after when you’ve had no sleep He brings you pizza up to his room you’ve stolen, and wakes you up to make sure you eat He walks out of his room pretty much naked at midnight to find you a bottle opener He’s always there when you need to talk to someone at 3am and...
Why do guys insist on asking about your sexuality...
brorion: Seriously, someone please answer me this.
Clone High →
carefuldaze: This is like my favorite cartoon that ever existed. If you’ve never heard of it or seen it, you must. This site streams videos of every episode.
the four stages of heartbreak
candiedorgasms: 1999-CANCELED AFTER 1 SEASON 2000-CANCELED AFTER 2 EPISODES 2001-CANCELED AFTER 1 SEASON 2002-CANCELLED AFTER 1 SEASON All of my favorite shows.At least someone had the good sense to put them all on DVD. Recognize any of these shows? Please get in touch with me,let’s bond! :D
If Someone Really Wanted to Show How Much They...
villainihavedonethymother: They would get me these: And all of this: I have no shame.
Being me is awesome.
You can walk home, bitches.
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Alcohol Awareness Week
Santana: I will only go to a party at Rachel Berry's house if there's gonna be liquor.
Brittany: but it's alcohol awareness week.
Santana: yeah, and I'm aware of how much fun alcohol is.